Thursday | Infernos Club Night! | Clapham

🚦OLD SCHOOL TRAFFIC LIGHT PARTY

Thursday x Infernos – Clapham, London | 28th August 2025
Featuring Archie Curzon, The Clapham CEO

Red. Amber. Green. One club. One rule: Wear your status.

We’re taking it back to how we used to meet, before the apps, before the ghosting, before emotional unavailability required a LinkedIn audit.

For one night only, the legendary Infernos is opening its doors on a Thursday, and we’re throwing the ultimate Thirsty Thursday with a twist: an old school Traffic Light Party.

At the door, you’ll be asked your relationship status (no pressure) and given a wristband and glow stick to match:
🟢 Green – Single and ready for chaos
🟠 Amber – It’s complicated, but you’re here for a good time
🔴 Red – Taken, but still love a boogie

Expect:
– 3 floors, 8 bars, 1500+ party people
– Delivering the BEST party in London for over 20 years
– Classic Infernos bangers (yes, Dancing in the Moonlight is happening)
– Glow sticks, wristbands, ice-breakers, nostalgia, and questionable decisions
– Archie Curzon himself flying around the dance floor like a sweaty Cupid with a pint

And it’s all for a good cause — Archie just smashed his fundraising target for the My Name’s Doddie Foundation, completing a monster cycle from Ireland, 555 miles in 5 days. Naturally, we’re celebrating the only way Clapham knows how: by shaking the walls of Infernos with 1500 unhinged legends.

So whether you’re single, taken, or somewhere deliciously messy in the middle…

This is your invite.
Tell your mates. Line your stomachs. Choose your colour wisely.

And remember: Thirsty Thursdays were made for nights like this. 🎉
Doors open 8PM. It will sell out. You’ve been warned.

🪪 PHYSICAL I.D. REQUIRED. NO REFUNDS. 

🥰 Many attendees (40%) come by themselves, so even if you’re the only single in your friendship group, don’t hesitate to join us solo. You’ll find yourself in great company.

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