Thursday | The Hinge Funeral (Singles Edition) | The New Unity

Just a bar, everyone single. Because the world in 2026 is all about meeting IRL, not on dating apps!

💀 The Hinge Funeral 💀

We regret to inform you that Hinge has passed away

On Valentine’s Day, we gather to mourn what once was: endless swiping, “hey :)” openers, and conversations that died after three messages. Don’t make me mention those god awful prompts of men wanting to ‘travel more’.

Please join us for a formal funeral honouring dating apps…may they rest in peace.

Dress code: black attire only. Veils, sunglasses, and dramatic sighs encouraged.
Guests are welcome to bring a flower to pay their respects.
All attendees are single. This is not awkward speed dating-just real humans, real conversations, and chemistry that doesn’t require WiFi.

Come celebrate life after the apps. Love is better in person. 🖤

⏰ 7:00 PM arrival = peak mingling hour

NO REFUNDS.

Venue isn’t wheelchair accessible. There is no cloakroom.

🥰 Many attendees (40%) come by themselves, so even if you’re the only single in your friendship group, don’t hesitate to join us solo. You’ll find yourself in great company.

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